Bob Cobb, worked the national media scene moonlighting as “Robert Cobert.” He hated being called “the Maestro” all the time.

He changed his name as an independent member of the university press who walked State Street in Madison, Wisconsin, during the pandemic while reporting remotely in Las Vegas. He is a Jaded Patriot. He profiles the woke wolf.

He is a Wisconsin Cannabis Warrior following in the footsteps of Jack Herer as a veteran. He became John Q. Battlefield, a diary reflective device for coping with woke. He is a survivor after woke wipe their ass all over his Veterans Museum. He tells the pandemic stay-at-home story.

His woke employer canned and banned him as a threat because Human Resources managers know veterans are easy woke prey. He tells his story anyway. He loved to read Beaver Hunt in combat and watched scrambled porn as a kid.

He loves Trump and wants to see America bond over free speech including smut. Bob Bless America, the non-woke love.

Let’s go back to 2021, when Cobb was a junior in college and talk about university journalism reporting for the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater during the pandemic. His nontraditional nonessential diary examined the woke illness plaguing American culture with its intrusiveness. Cobb fought back like Larry Flynt with Jenna Jameson.
He met Bob Harley who ducked the interview. Harley was the first Los Angeles smut red carpet interviewer for the local access network. Harleyfire is the legend of my first missed interview with the devil.

Hollywood Softcore Las Vegas Strip Club Soft News Stringing is the service we sell. From now on, the future will consist of Generation X flex in the Title IX system.

People of age and military service must be grandfathered as the Patriarch and be treated with dignity through the modeling of Larry Flynt and Cinemax when we were kids.

The pandemic was weird being the only gonzo journalist in the UW-W history. Somebody had to do it. The pseudonym was Bob Cobb.

As a street reporter in the university press on the remote scene, fear and loathing was the meta fabric of Woke on Vice. Trump just left office and Stormy Daniels was on the sunrise, yet Title IX would not let me publish a smut feature about Larry Flynt or my independent study. These blogs are the scenes on the scene of Synchronous suck.

ZoomBombing happened often, and when we were attending lectures, Hollywood Dirk Diggler guest appearances would frequent our Zoom screens. We are the pandemic class journalists who have had enough of Woke oppression. Starting in the City of Madison.
The next phase of this Digital Marketing class project at Madison College shares the student veteran experience. The news channel is coming to Vimeo and will be operational by June.

You can follow Bob Cobb on Vimeo. The next phase of development will be a neurodivergent ZoomBomb newsroom. Until then, use the memes from the Bob Cobb ZoomBomb Instagram spank bank and bell well on your soul’s journey.
I want to leave you with this for now…
I call this one “Ratify Title IX” from my Dept. of Education complaint. I dedicate this to every woke person I know.
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